you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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