Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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