I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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