I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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