Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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