have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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