Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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