I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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