Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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