The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
PANTIES FOUND
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
