Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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