i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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