so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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