I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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