is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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