Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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