yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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