Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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