He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Randomize
