He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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