i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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