I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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