If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Randomize
