i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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