You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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