have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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