If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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