i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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