she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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