i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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