He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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