You surviving the open bar?
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Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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