Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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