we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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