Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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