Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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