we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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