umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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