dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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