He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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