I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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