So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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