How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
wow bdsm is so cute
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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