just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
this is an emotional support booty call
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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