have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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