I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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