Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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