I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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