And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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