problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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