I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just want nice things and good sex
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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