id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
These tits shall not be calmed
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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