No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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