Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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