People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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