She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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